Kiss
Puke
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
