A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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