I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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