I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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