I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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