So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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