lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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