I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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its like you know when i get waxed
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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