Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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