my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
