If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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