The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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