I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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