Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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