so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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