Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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