I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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