We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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