so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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