i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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