ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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