it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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