I hate your face
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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