I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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