You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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