I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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