Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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