dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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