I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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