I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize