So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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