sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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