no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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