Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
