How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Randomize
