I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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