i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The ass gains better be worth it
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