i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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