What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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