I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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