Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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