eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
COCAINE IS GR8
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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