Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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