i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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