So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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