But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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