Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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