my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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