im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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