we're blogging at a bar
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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