If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
