i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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