She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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