i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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